Chi-Com Mitch (The Grinch Parody)

by James Lane, Owner, American Reveille LLC

You're a mean one, Pe-lo-si You really are a hag, You're as evil as the Catholic Pope, Your soul is black, your life's a joke, Pe-lo-si You totally remind me of a… hairless cat with a whisky face

You're a fake one, A.O.C, Your heart and minds for sale, You have no talent, only luck, when you talk, We don't give a fuck, A.O.C.! I wouldn't touch you with someone else's thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a piece of garbage, DiBlasio, New York hates your guts,

You have no soul, you have no care, while businesses are dying there, you suck!

No, really, we all hate you DiBlasio, you're a big ol’ Communist piece of trash.

You're a Turtle, ChiCom Mitch, You have no neck or chin, You sold out Trump and you don't care, got ChiCom money everywhere, Hey Mitch! The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, RINO! RINO! RINO!

Your Disgusting, Hillary, You're the Queen of crooked crabs, You take no blame, you see no foul, your face smells like Joe Biden's bowels, Hillary,

Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots! (no work there)

You're a timebomb, Sleepy Joe The reaper calls your name. You're decrepit and ridiculous, you wear diapers to hold your piss, oh Joe!

You're son's a three-decker crack rock and chi-com hooker sandwich covered in duck sauce!


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